Spoiler candidates

You’ll never learn.

After this election "you won't have to vote anymore"

assuming that our escalations for isreal and ukraine doesn't convince the russians to start ww3 and we're allowed to have real elections again; we will permanently have trump like figures winning each time they don't do a covid scale fuckup right before the election.

~~Hopefully,~~ this was the last election where we vote in candidates

Fixed it for ya :)

Never thought I'd say, I'll be praying for pictures of your tail

The first rule of Cold War is you must write disparagingly about the enemy if you write about them at all.