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Anon buys laxatives (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 69 points 7 months ago

Anon becomes a sociopath.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 27 points 7 months ago

Always has been.

[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 7 months ago

[-] Irene13@lemm.ee 24 points 7 months ago

What is Anon

[-] MightyCuriosity@sh.itjust.works 35 points 7 months ago

Anon(ymous) since most people post anonymously on 4chan

[-] Irene13@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

Oh, 😳 ok thanks 👍

[-] Anivia@feddit.org 3 points 6 months ago

Anyone who isn't a namefag

[-] Tehdastehdas@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

People die of drug interactions and allergies. Sociopath anon doesn't care.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

12 year old anon didn't see their bully for 2 weeks, 12 year anon doesn't care. Not everything is a pearl clutch bud.

[-] Kacarott@aussie.zone 11 points 6 months ago

Why do you automatically assume that "Chad" means bully?

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Because this is a 2018 greentext and 2018 OP is describing their 12 year-old self.

"Context is king", I've heard a wise woman say.

[-] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 months ago

Maybe because it's 4chan?

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

I wonder if there's any laxatives that wouldn't make the water seriously funky

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'm sure there are, whether you can buy them OTC is another story.

[-] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 months ago

how is that funny

[-] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Anon is a bully.

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