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[-] Weslee@lemmy.world 101 points 2 years ago

I used to (and sometimes still do) use the mouse cursor rather than my finger

I don't remember the last time I saw a big ol' loading bar, honestly. Maybe a small one in steam?

SSDs have made it a rarity for me.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Downloads. SSD doesn't help much there.

[-] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

But then you get a download rate and watching the bar is pointless

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I've had ones that don't show a rate, and it's maddening. Usually something like downloading an MMO through a launcher.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Brew and yum and apt do this in ascii.

EDIT I don’t know about Pacman. I don’t use arch.

[-] mingistech@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

You obviously don’t work in IT.

[-] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

OS install. Even then, it's not much of a chance.

[-] monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago

And windows just displays a %age. Linux of course depends on the distro

[-] buddhabound@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I literally used this method while stuck in the Ticketmaster queue for Taylor Swift tickets.

[-] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago

Nothing meaningful to say, just wanted to post a nostalgic loading bar.

[-] tpihkal@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[-] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago
[-] tpihkal@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

That was my second guess.

[-] southbayrideshare@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

The meme leaves out the part where the progress bar starts over again, completes, starts over, completes, repeating ad nauseam, rendering the progress bar element completely devoid of meaningful information.

[-] shotgun_crab@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Or worse yet, a spinner like windows updates

[-] lanolinoil@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

But that model is filled with exactly the information the comic guy is looking for. Things are still running

[-] Epicurus0319@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

And the spinning diamond ring of death

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[-] MooseBoys@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

This is a joke: Fun thing: players don’t trust a smooth loading bar. The stutters and pauses show you that the load is ‘biting’. I’ve worked on games where we artificially faked it.

Article: the above is not a joke

[-] GoosLife@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

I once worked on an infrastructure-critical financial application, that was super time sensitive as in, when the user clicked "calculate", it was critical the they got the results back ASAP.

We worked really hard to ensure that the app would work 100% of the time, as well as that the underlying infrastructure would leave plenty of headroom to be able to a ridiculous amount of queries at once, and still return the correct result in less than 100 ms 95% of the time.

Then, we were asked to artificially insert a 3-5 second sleep function, because focus groups revealed that people had a hard time trusting results that appeared faster than that...

Although, later on, we discovered that, instead of doing the calculations all at once, we could show the user the intermediary results as he was typing in the information. Then when he had typed in the last number, the fact that the result was already on screen would be less jarring, not to mention he could double check the math as he went along.

[-] Tandybaum@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

I obsessively pick words above/under the bar to compare against.

[-] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I used to put the nose over and walk away. Nowadays I take a screenshot Ctrl+win+s

[-] Tandybaum@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I’m a remap the print screen button man myself

[-] odium@programming.dev 18 points 2 years ago

Second row has left hand, but third row has right hand. Don't know why I noticed that, but I did.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Way to go, dude. Way to freaking go.
We used to trust you.

[-] dustyData@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

His hand is flipped, with the nail towards the screen, because he is an inhuman degenerate.

[-] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

But... He doesn't even have hands!

[-] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Chances are you're a lefty

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[-] Epicurus0319@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I used to do this a lot as a kid

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 2 years ago

I still do, but I used to, too.

[-] MaxHardwood@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

I just use the mouse cursor now

[-] nostradiel@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I used a cursor to know if it's moving. 😅

[-] ChillPill@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Its an older meme, but it checks out.

[-] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago
[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

It's still useful just to make sure it didn't freeze.

What other lies have we been fed?!

[-] dustyData@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

The second player controller isn't actually connected to anything.

[-] tpihkal@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Good luck fighting Psych Mantis.

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If it makes you feel any better the reason is that building a loading bar that matches your intuition is a superhuman task. It's much much easier to simply fake it and the program will finish whenever it finishes

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 years ago

Poor guy is still loading today.

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[-] WagnasT@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 2 years ago

don't pick up the phone or the robots will scream at you.

[-] aspitzer@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Hahaha, I haven't seen this meme before but I did this yesterday.

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