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Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey (www.duffelblog.com)
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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

The real reason that NORAD tracks Santa is so we don't accidentally shoot him down.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

[-] krippix@feddit.org 4 points 3 months ago

South Parks: Red Sleigh Down

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TWA_Flight_800#Missile_or_bomb_detonation

[-] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

"Further examination of the airplane structure, seats, and other interior components found no damage typically associated with a high-energy explosion of a bomb or missile warhead"

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Yep. Nothing to see here.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 3 months ago

If only.

[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Oh but a drone...

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