It's literally no issue, Santa can just stop time. Haven't you heard of his stand? He has "The World". It can stop time. Santa is all-powerful. He can stop it for as long as he wants. Checkmate.
If magic was real it would defy the known laws of physics. Yeah, that is how magic works.
and he will visit them, as santa is an eldrich horror beyond our comprehension and our belief keeps him banevolent
So fucking glad my siblings never told their kids that Santa is real. I'm so happy that I don't have to pretend this guy is anything but a Christmas Mascot
Not accounting for the naughty kids who flipped a light switch on the Sabbath. Probably Santa would have to visit about 3 homes in total, which is why most adults don't believe in Santa.
Santa is a higher dimensional creature though.
based. haters gonna hate
Santa uses the multiverse and quantum mechanics to do it. That's what he told me.
I beg to differ. We can see his exact route in realtime on Christmas eve delivering presents. 100% possible! https://www.noradsanta.org/en/map
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