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HE WILL BE REFORGED IN THE FIRES OF HELL AND IT WILL ONLY ADD TO THE REASONS WHY HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN BEAT DONALD TRUMP.

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[-] sempersigh@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Well that's a fucking jumpscare. Someone needs to drown this old gammon fuck.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Three presidents, three centuries of leadership. The Triumvirate is probably the next best option to cloning Meta Jimmies and eating them to gain their power.

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

galaxy-brain Year of Four Presidents means there'll be four presidents in office in 2025

centrist Year of Four Presidents means four (current and former) presidents will die in the last 3 days of 2024

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

IF YOU'RE IN LINE, STAY IN LINE

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Team Jim or Take a Swim. That's my threat to America. He will drown every nonbeliever in 2028.

[-] livestreamedcollapse@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Ohshit the submarine president's nautical revenge on third party voters makes me wish I didn't live amongst the coastal elite 👀

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

It isn't the sea you have to fear. It's the River Styx. Jimmy will return and with him an army.

[-] livestreamedcollapse@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Dang the boatsman is gonna kill me in this realm, then drown me in the Styx to send me to super-Hades!

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Carter actually died to perform the spell that will lead to the year of four presidents.

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