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[-] Maultasche@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago

They fired Agent 747?

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Oof, those poor assassins.

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 8 points 3 months ago

I hear there's lots of work in New York

[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

I always figured those were non-employee contractors.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

Same! Sounds like they had so much work it was worth hiring a team.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

I'm sure we can come up with a job for them.

[-] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

The incredible thing is, that's one department that will never get hit with layoffs by them.

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