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[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 158 points 3 months ago

This probably isn’t true, but like if it is, you shouldn’t have to be told to not let your dog fuck your ass. Your Dad is reacting exactly how any sane person would in that situation.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

"Violence is isually the answer."

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[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 138 points 3 months ago

Hey, I just wanted you to know that I didn't like your post.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 102 points 3 months ago

Anon screwed the pooch and is now in the doghouse.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 42 points 3 months ago

Honestly I've never actually slowed down to truly parse the phrase "screw the pooch". Well, now I have, and also fuck you because I used to be innocent 😭

[-] Tower@lemm.ee 24 points 3 months ago
[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Holy shit. I thought I was being witty using that idiom instead of screwed the pooch. TIL it's already a thing, moreover the origin story of screwed the pooch.

[-] ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

The origin doesn't include actually having sex with a dog though. "Fuck the dog" was just an expression for being lazy and "screw the pooch" simply makes it more palatable.

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

Dog gone it!

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

I hate you.

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[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 99 points 3 months ago
[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

So George Carlin voiced the conductor in the US. Someone mixed in his standup with the show, and it's pretty great.

https://youtu.be/ov4RwjQGye0?si=PeSK7RYstqqq0d43

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 months ago

Wait, I thought it was Ringo Starr?

[-] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago
[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 months ago

Weird, I only recall seeing one version in the states. Or at least on PBS.

[-] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Not sure about it specifically, but when I was a child in England it was a british man, and when we moved back to the states it was a person with a NA accent. I later learned those to be Ringo and Carlin. Don't know about timelines, or release differences, or anything like that though.

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[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 82 points 3 months ago

Once again an abominable greentext could have been avoided if anon would just have a damn shower!

[-] gmanlikescheese@lemmy.world 57 points 3 months ago
[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago
[-] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 3 months ago

i liek choccy milk

[-] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 48 points 3 months ago
[-] joucker29@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[-] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Connect for Lemmy on Android

[-] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 47 points 3 months ago

What a terrible day to be literate

[-] Bosht@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago

"be moaning like an anime girl" fucking lost it

[-] hmmm@sh.itjust.works 36 points 3 months ago
[-] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 3 months ago
[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 2 points 2 months ago

I'm not sure why, but I feel like theres a different word underneath the word fella.

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[-] OmegaCloud@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

Anon became a white woman.

[-] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 months ago

i don’t know what this means, but i hate you for writing it

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You'll hate me too for explaining it, there's a running stereotype that white women fuck their dogs.

I didn't make it up and I don't spread such stereotypes, but that's what they meant by their above comment.

[-] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 months ago

well that’s just stupid and racist.
but i appreciate the explanation and don’t hate you.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 months ago

I'm inclined to agree on that lol. No problem, and I'm glad we can continue a state of hatelessness between us!

[-] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago

my new year’s resolution is that you and i maintain our mutual lack of hatred for each other.

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[-] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

Does engaging and explaining such stereotypes count as spreading them?

[-] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

This is my first time hearing about that. Many people are extremely stupid, so it makes sense some notion like that would be idiotic racist bullshit that various losers would believe.

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[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 months ago

too tired to move

Yeah, no, I'm calling bullshit. WTF anon?

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 25 points 3 months ago

I should have just scrolled away

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[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

Red Rover
Red Rover
Peanut butter trick
for Ben Dover

[-] rekabis@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago

Well, fuck. Not just squick, but full-on nightmare fuel.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago
[-] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Funniest shit I've read today X'D

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