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submitted 6 months ago by l3enc@lemmy.zip to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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alt text: screenshot of a conversation from a dating app, all messages sent by aaron. text from top to bottom: You and Aaron matched!

"Hi Lauren, looking good in you pics 😊"
"Would you be willing to put your children up for adoption? I want to date someone without kids, so looking for someone who is willing to free themselves of their current"

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[-] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 71 points 6 months ago

You'll never know if you don't ask...

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 66 points 6 months ago

If they want you to be over 6ft it's only fair to ask them to lose the dead weight. My kid hasn't made a dime yet, every year the books are in the red. Scrooge McDuck warned us all.

[-] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 6 months ago

I CAST POORLY CROPPED IMAGE

[-] dave@feddit.uk 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Better? Better?

[-] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 months ago

Yes, thank you for improving the image

[-] tautalas@lemmy.world 36 points 6 months ago

Zero chance it's not a joke. God, I hope

[-] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

This guy heard the phrase "If you don't ask, you don't get it" and threw out all human decency and just fucking ran with it.

[-] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 months ago

If so, this is a very socially inept joke to make in your second text to a person you haven't met yet. Jesus.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

That person is a disgrace to Aarons everywhere.

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago

"You done fucked up A-A-Ron"

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

You people get matches!?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 6 months ago

You gotta shoot your shot because you can't shoot the kids

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