“They should get one clean shot. That’s just good sportsmanship. So from now on, every chicken in our Perdue facilities will have free and easy access to firearms. We may lose some staff to gunshot wounds, but everyone involved—human or fowl—will have an opportunity to defend themselves. It’s only right.”

I can't really disagree.

No no, it's cows with guns, chickens in choppers.

https://youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI

Do you remember where you were when the great chicken war of '25 struck?