Veterans and any serious athletes' major advantage: you're gonna have shit yourself sometime. Better just to take your time with the course and/or otherwise not worry much about holding it in. Fastest time's probably going to be leaving brown streaks somewhere far short of that toilet.
I had an endoscopy a few years back, and the first step in preparing is to take a bunch of laxatives. I followed the directions and took 6 pills or whatever it said, then my wife said, "Well, do you want to go shopping or something?"
"NO! I just took a bunch of laxatives!" I have no idea what she was thinking.
I had forgotten about that until seeing this comic. So...thanks?
Why destroy your own toilet when you can obliterate the one at the mall?
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025
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