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submitted 2 years ago by 0_0j@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

What do you secretly, and weiredly enjoy doing? We will not judge 😊

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[-] grue@lemmy.world 60 points 2 years ago
[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Weiredly mesmerizing

[-] kozel@szmer.info 49 points 2 years ago

I'm a man and wear a skirt, that's not the deal. But when nobody is around, I start spinning. It's such a great feeling!

[-] FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I kinda wish skirts for men could be a more popular thing. They seem comfy and convenient

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

"gotta let the balls breathe" 🤣

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

Well, someone has to start, so... Be the change you want to see^^

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[-] ComradePedro@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago

That's not weird, that's cool lol

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

🤣 now i really wanna do this LMAO

[-] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 years ago

Dress go spinny!

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[-] demonquark@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago

Go for walks in the middle of the night. Like in a residential neighborhood, or an industrial district. It’s just so peaceful.

[-] darkmatterstyx@lemmy.fmhy.net 7 points 2 years ago

That's the only time I can walk my dogs in my neighborhood. Too many people have their dogs off leash.

[-] MxRemy@lemmy.one 39 points 2 years ago

I like getting "worked on", I guess you could say? Like... I like going to the dentist, for example. Anything that kinda hurts but is for my own good, and involves just staying still on a chair/table while somebody else takes care of it.

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 19 points 2 years ago

Being forced to keep perfectly still while my jaw is cranked open and someone scrapes away at my teeth is oddly relaxing. I literally almost fell asleep once.

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[-] all-knight-party@kbin.run 9 points 2 years ago

That means you're the dentist's favorite, makes it easy for them.

[-] SnowMeowXP@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

Updating software. Windows, iOS, Android, Windows Phone (sniff!) among others.

[-] FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I'm like this too. Watching the update progress bar complete is like peeling those plastic things off of new phones, TVs etc.

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[-] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 32 points 2 years ago

I talk to my dog while walking. “Do you want to go this way or that? Don’t go in there, that’s not our garden. Hey look, doggies! Shall we go and say hello? It’s ok, don’t be frightened, it’s a cement mixer, it won’t hurt you. Oh, are we going home now?”

[-] scorpionix@feddit.de 22 points 2 years ago

Talking to your pet is supposed to be weird? Wait ... am I weird?

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 29 points 2 years ago

My cat says not to worry-- it's normal.

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[-] dosse91@lemmy.trippy.pizza 24 points 2 years ago

I like wearing my wetsuit when I'm alone, sometimes I even sleep in it. I like the look and feel of neoprene.

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[-] ComfortablyGlum@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago

I microwave my ice cream. Not until it's completely melted, but till there is just the right mix of melty and firm. Even better is eating microwaved ice cream in the middle of winter while cuddled under and electric blanket. Pure bliss!

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago

As a kid, I liked to turn my ice cream into an actual creamy texture by repeatedly stabbing it with my spoon.

I looked like a maniac doing it, but the result is great

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[-] bayjird@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago

I eat strawberries whole. The green part and all

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[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Well I've spent the last three days thoroughly entranced by the World Jigsaw Puzzle Championship, which it turns out is a thing. So idk, maybe that?

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[-] Rocky60@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago
[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

For me, sleeping naked 🤣

[-] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I’m not sure that is weird?

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[-] Rocky60@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

I’ve been sleeping naked for 20 years

[-] walden@sub.wetshaving.social 34 points 2 years ago

Wow, and here I am struggling to sleep for 8 hours.

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[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 7 points 2 years ago

Damn you need to wake up. You're lemmying in your sleep now.

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[-] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago

Being naked is underrated.

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[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'll go first...

perfect, smoooth fart... And the lightness that follows after... Very Soothing

[-] Pantherina@feddit.de 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Look nerdy videos of people doing nerdy stuff, that I will never do myself.

Also, doing system updates

[-] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Sometimes when I get pissed off at life I go do a little sky screamimg. Basically I go out in my lawn and yell FUCK or RAAAGGGUUHHH at the sky until I feel better. Benefits of living in the country, nieghbors haven't said shit.

[-] scorpionix@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago

Well, I wouldn't call out the guy next door screaming profanity either. Don't mess with crazy!

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[-] greaterthanstupid@dmv.social 12 points 2 years ago

listening, and singing along, to Ke$ha.

[-] all-knight-party@kbin.run 13 points 2 years ago

I wish I could say that in 2023 people would be past judging others for "basic music taste" but I still see people on the internet shitting on artists like Katy Perry. It's okay to not like an artist, but it's not bad music, it's definitively good and well made.

Ke$ha is a persona she puts on, and she has catchy music! Be proud of that shit!

[-] Nivekd@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Not sure if "secret" applies, but you know I'm dancing when that perfect song comes on at Walmart or the grocery store or wherever.

[-] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago

I sing in public frequently. (I'm trained, so I know I'm not fully torturing the public lol)

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[-] Pantherina@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I like Psychedelics. They are simply exactly the thing that triggers an ADHD brain that likes Cinema, Theatre, Action, Climbing on cranes, breaking in to abandoned buildings, riding the bike with 50km/h etc.

I dont like drugs normal people like. That numb you. Standard tobacco (hate it) and alcohol (dont really get it/ think its pretty unhealthy to get used to it). Then the "drug taking people" go on with Ecstasy, coke, speed etc. I also dont like these.

I want something interesting, mushrooms, LSD, DMT, Salvia Divinorum... the drugs people are scared of, as they produce intense experiences. They are not made to escape something, you need to be really stable to enjoy them.

[-] fruitSnackSupreme@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Damn, I'm not stable at all. Guess I'll stick to cannabis and crack.

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[-] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

Doing little dance steps while walking around the office.

[-] Sombyr@lemmy.one 10 points 2 years ago

I like listening to multiple songs at the same time. Like, playing a video game, while listening to music, but not also muting the game's music, so I hear both at once.

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[-] uberrice@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

Usually, not too weird.

But I guess what qualifies as 'weird' is that I enjoy consuming snus / oral tobacco when masturbating. And exclusively when masturbating.

[-] Scarronline@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
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[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I secretly enjoy the combination of water-melon and table salt.... (TBH oranges, nanas, cados, any fruit that crosses my hands with table salt)

Ate this in public once, people thought i was nuts

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