Call it a hunch. But I doubt it would be the first time he's hit a woman.

I'm in my late forties. I have a regular boring, bull shit life like the rest of you jerk-offs. And I'm fucking tired.

And they expect me to believe this nearly twice my age, bloated saggy diaper is somehow healthier and more energetic than me? What's he pumped up on besides inflated ego and McCrack?

Yeah. Cocaine is ok if you're trying to get an edge on the competition as a stock trader. But, not ok if you're black.

Not only does he give money. He votes.
Remember that when you decide to skip an election.

Literally thousands. That's all the humans that are left.

Did something happen to those viewers to prevent them from viewing? Maybe catch a contagious disease?

Can't reproduce bug. Closing ticket.

"We're letting you keep contraceptives"

1. No, they are not.
2. Who the fuck do they think they are?

"The resonance density sounds watered down. Were these grapes picked in the rainy season?"

No one:

Conservatives: WEMEN BAD

Fucking clown shoes.

Are ya ready, kids?!?