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[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago

Are we actually opting, or we just broke?

[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 7 points 18 hours ago

Depends, are you an Indian prince that has been kept in isolation your entire life to hide the pain of the world from your eyes?

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

I mean there was that one time in college, but we've all done a little experimenting, right?

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 1 points 15 hours ago

Sounds like revenue loss but not market share loss. The whole market would be shrinking.

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