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[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 53 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Lmao, that headline is hilarious

“I thought it would be impossible for me to have mugged that lady in Central Park since I was on a flight back to NYC from Toronto when it happened, but with the groundbreaking power of artificial intelligence it turns out I’m actually guilty—is there anything AI can’t do?” said Jones. “I’m on the flight manifest and everything, but if AI said I did it then I guess it must have been me. I hope my lawyer knows some good prompts to ask ChatGPT for a criminal defense strategy!”

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

A skin colour card and free access to lookup people's bank account balances would work much faster

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

I wish The Onion tasted more like an onion. I keep eating onions.

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 2 points 5 months ago
[-] marlowe221@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Ah yes, the “Max Power” way…

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