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[-] HStone32@lemmy.world -1 points 1 hour ago

It would be extremely annoying to be forced to write all my code functionally.

But I find it even more annoying to be forced to write all my code object oriented. Looking at you, python and java.

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 35 points 10 hours ago

In functional programming, everything is an expression (of frustration).

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 hours ago

Having worked for nearly two decades in a functional language now, that's precisely how I feel about the imperative style.

[-] fool@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 10 hours ago

Y=λf.(λ🤬.f(🤬🤬))(λ🤬.f(🤬🤬))

[-] Kacarott@aussie.zone 27 points 10 hours ago

If you are bored of writing Brainfuck in your spare time, try Lambda Calculus instead as an exciting alternative!

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 8 hours ago

[-] WILSOOON@programming.dev 0 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Id rather cut of my limbs with a handsaw than touch lambda calculus again

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