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I like how he said "...Final warning". Like what are you gonna do? Post more complaints on facebook? Leave a bad review?
Honestly if I saw that post I'd probably leave like 3 on his car next time just because.
I'd be dumbfounded if that's not a joke account.
Using "please" and "final warning" is kinda the same as having "back-the-blue" and "punisher" bumper stickers on the same car.
You're ignorant, we get it.
The correct response is "oooooh, whatcha gonna do?"
Final warning or what?
He'll park his truck in front of the towing company and wait for it to blow up on its own.
They'll tell on them to Donald and Elon.
One found in the UK - and seized because they're illegal here.
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/police-seize-tesla-cybertruck-manchester-elon-musk-illeagal/
Oh wow. Didn't know that. That's hilarious.
I used to carry "business cards" to place on cars that take more than one parking space.
They looked very much like that, but read:
"I hope you don't fuck like you park, you'll never get it in.
Assholes like you should ride the bus!"
Protip: Stick the cards on the passenger side rear-view mirror.
That way the driver won't notice them at first until they want to start driving, and then they have to get out of the car and walk around it to take it off.
Bold of you to assume that people who park across multiple stalls use their mirrors
I got one of these once and I thought it was hilarious because I drove a tiny Toyota Corolla at the time and I was parked in my normal work spot. I think it was from a douche who was parked in front of me, ironically in a giant pickup truck. I worked next to a PetsMart so I’m thinking they weren’t able load something into the back of their truck since they were backed into the spot. I kept that card for years and finally got rid of it when I got a new car. Ahh memories 😆
The sticky note on the window simply read: "Stupid"
I can't wait until winter is over and I can see how rusty the road salt makes these, up here in the cold and snowy parts of the country.
This would make me want to do it more. What's he gonna do about it?
These things won't be on the road by the end of this year. They'll either fall apart, get wrecked by the people that own them, lit on fire for the insurance money, or completely recalled.
This is photoshopped, which isn't inherently bad for a comedy group but definitely weird for having been supposedly posted to a cyber truck Facebook group.
Idk, there's some odd alarms going off in my head from this image.
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