Soak it in wine and boof it

Fold it in half (sauce outl, then eat it from the middle out

Or with a fork and knife

Burnt to a charcoal crisp.

Fresh outta the freezer

My father uses a knife and fork to cut off the crust, eat in pieces, and then continues to use the knife and fork. It is so embarrassing whenever we're out.

Eat it in reverse so it is expelled from the mouth after the journey though the body

infuse it into vegetable glycerine and vape it

Upside down

Bloody Mary garnish.

1. Place the plastic table on your nose
2. Remove the crust and lick it like a rabbi at a circumcision
3. Roll pieces 1,3,5 from tip to girth and arrange them into an F shape
4. Roll pieces 2,4,6 from girth to tip and arrange them into a U shape.
5. Thank the pizza guy who is holding the box still, and then slam the door in his face.
6. Continue licking the crust you hid in your pocket, and then dial for another pizza

Inject it straight into a vein

You throw it away, not eating it.

What. The. Fuck.

Bend over and I'll show you

Baby-birded from Magic Johnson.

with pineapple

Fold it tip-to-crust with the sauce side facing out and then eat it from the middle-out.

There is no worst, most incorrect way to eat a pizza. The way someone eats something is irrelevant. There is no good or bad here.