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[-] kitnaht@lemmy.world 50 points 2 weeks ago

Appeasement was a huge mistake. These dipshits all running around my town like LARPers with their damn confederate flags and shit.

[-] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

The Nintendo switch has been out longer than the confederacy lasted

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 18 points 2 weeks ago

There's so many things, but I think the best one has always been Obama being President much longer than the Confederacy.

[-] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Eh, maybe. The only confederate DLC I know is the white surrender flag add-on.

Which really shouldn't be DLC. Should be included with the base experience.

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[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 45 points 2 weeks ago

It is crazy that the American south is still like this

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Tbf there's the South and there's Alabama and Mississippi South.

And Louisiana, sometimes. And Georgia, obviously. Florida.

Texas... Okay, it's the whole South.

But at least that cancer hasn't spread to the Midwestern states!

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Ohio checking in.......why do we have confederate flags in northern Ohio? Hell the only thing seperating us from Canada is a god damn lake!!! How much more north can you get???

[-] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

I went to Ohio to visit family as a teen in the 90s and it was normal. I went again as an adult and suddenly everyone I wasn't related to had a southern accent and was very....banjo duel....

WTF happened to you Ohio?!

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[-] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

And Arkansas. Been through that state and in some of those small towns, as much as they don’t want to be known that way, it’s true.

The KKK Embraces Diversity in Harrison, Arkansas

[-] bizzle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Except of course for parts of Michigan. Missouri. Ohio. Iowa. Rural Illinois and Minnesota...

Fuck, how's the northeast doing?

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Indiana. Don't forget that South Bend is basically the home of the third wave of the Klan.

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[-] futatorius@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

Should have Year Zero'd them in 1865. Hang every plantation owner and Confederate officer, shut down every bank that funded slave purchases, break up the plantations and distribute the land to the freed slaves. May Andrew Johnson burn in hell.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

If that's not the most racist thing I've heard in a while...

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

This feels like serious doublethink

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Just wait until you hear what trump just tweeted about the jews......

I mean, he didn't, but you were already prepared to say to yourself "Oh god, what NOW???"

Mostly because him, and controversial shit are just on brand for him. Like I could say he reverse pardoned the central park 5. That's where you force a conviction even if the crime isn't true.

And some people would believe me. And a reverse pardon isn't even a thing. And even if it was, he doesn't take oath until tomorrow.

Some people could still believe me. That's just how shitty of a person he's historically been, and how often he's been shitty, that you could make up any obviously false claims, and it would still seem plausible.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I like to think I’m not any more gullible than anyone else, but every time I’ve heard something horrible from the orange convict, it’s beyond preposterous and somehow even worse than I was dreading. Yes, I’m prepared to hear and believe even worse. Yes, I can no longer enjoy political comedy because reality is more ridiculous

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For clarification: this isn't new, from what I can tell in the article, they started the Robert E Lee holiday following the civil war, and MLK day came after.

Not that they shouldn't be absolutely clowned on for this.

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 2 weeks ago

Recently drove through Mississsippi and Alabama ( off I-20). Seems like they have more important thinks to worry about.

[-] lurklurk@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

It's cheaper to incite racism than to deliver government services

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

The roads are murder there

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 weeks ago

More cracks then a plumbers' convention.

[-] reddit_sux@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

I thought Americans celebrate winners not losers.

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

But he was white and hated black people. So that's kind of thrir team.

[-] futatorius@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

The south lost the war but won the peace through protracted terrorism.

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

They don’t think the Civil War is over.

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[-] iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

When I lived in Virginia we had Lee-Jackson-King Day:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee%E2%80%93Jackson%E2%80%93King_Day

That was 25 years ago, and I had hoped that such blatant racism was gone for good. 😔

[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

I can't wait to watch the speech.

"And along with freedom fighter, Martin Luther King, we would also like to honor the great general Lee, who fought hard to keep half of our population in servitude and went on to surrender valiantly. While he didn't win the war, he won our hearts."

[-] lurklurk@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

I guess Robert E Lee losing was helpful, but I suspect they're just racists and not honoring him for being such a loser

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

He really was a loser.

[-] futatorius@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago

So what's next? Is Trump going to celebrate Hitler on Veteran's Day?

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[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Sherman left too much of the South intact

[-] futatorius@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

The Radical Republicans tried to put Sherman in charge of Reconstruction. Too bad that didn't happen.

[-] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

the USA did not try those who financed the civil war as they should have

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

If your local college has a Kappa Alpha chapter, it is basically a cult dedicated to worshipping Robert E Lee. He appeals to that “war between brothers” tragic story type of “Lost Cause” narrative, and is ridiculously popular among dominionist Christians.

[-] animephantasm@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

I am from Virginia where we used to celebrate Lee Jackson King Day (in that order too).

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

It was Lee who opposed Confederate memorials. I'll bet the orange traitor is toasting the fucking Confederacy right now.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Oddly enough, years ago I had an eye doctor named Robert E. Lee, and he was a black guy. Seemed like a really nice fella.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 weeks ago

There are two states celebrating that eye doctor this Monday, he must have been super nice.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

This is the version I choose to believe.

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[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Someone edit the wiki or something.

[-] nick@midwest.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

Two dogshit states that should have been razed and had the earth salted.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago
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