The delightful irony is that late last year, Chinese students started doing a big bicycle ride from Zhengzhou to Kaifeng for dumplings. Too many young folks together gets Chinese officials nervous so the authorities shut it down.

So, master of your own time if the party approves of how you spend said time.

Oh those nice gay men found a two person bike. Good for them.

Hah perhaps, unless you've got kids

Still a slave to time on weekends. Gotta do all the shit I don’t have time to do during the work week.

Is that Guan Yu and Zhang Fei?

Is that Guan Yu and Zhang Fei? Lol

I think there might be some subversive ambiguity or double-meanings in there:

工作日的我，是时间的奴隶；
休息日的我，是时间的主人。

my workdays, I'm time slave;
my rest days, I'm time owner.

The more you look, the worse it gets.

2 holidays a year? Must not be working class. I got enough time to write this message only after 5 years of service.