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TikTok Ban Lasts Slightly Longer Than Average User’s Attention Span (hard-drive.net)
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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

I didn't bite the onion, but I did cackle.

[-] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago

“Like I said, it’s just great it’s back and I don’t have to find something else to do while I’m watching a movie.” Hart continued after quickly losing interest in the squirrel.

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Is that even satire?

[-] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

All they did was change the algorithm to be more like Twitter’s.

[-] alekwithak@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Milquetoast satire at best

this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2025
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