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[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

While I do kind of like the idea of having data on random bodily functions like erections, can't say I'd be willing to share that data with my parents or the world.

I couldn't get through more than about a paragraph before getting prompted to subscribe so I'm still little confused.

Why get measurements of your child's erections in the first place? How does this son feel about his PHI being shared all over the internet? Hard to imagine anyone being okay with that.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

To avoid the popup shit:

Open page immediately Ctrl A then paste in a text editor

Often works for me

[-] superkret@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago
[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What are you saying no to? I feel like I'm talking to my toddler nephew.

Do you not like the suggestion, or it doesn't work for you, or you will not accept a random tip that wasn't even directed at you specifically?

Do you want some raspberries?

[-] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago
[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Snozberries? Is it snozberries you want?

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[-] Internetexplorer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I mean he's trying to find the healthiest things to help people live longer.

I'm not sure about the dick thing. But he's carrying out many experiments with food, sleep habits etc.

Although you're only focusing on the erection thing. Which seems a small part of the research.

I don't think he deserves backlash for trying to help people generally

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

And what useful data comes from one rich asshole trying EVERYTHING? This is not science, it's existential desperation sprinkled on a soufflé of wealth and cringe.

[-] Internetexplorer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Why are you so angry at him?

He's literally trying to make people live longer.

I don't see why you're calling him vulgar names.

He's trying many things to see what works and what doesn't.

Your vitriol seems misplaced and I don't understand your aggression towards someone trying to be helpful to society in general. It's bizarre.

[-] don@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago

You can simplify all of this just by saying you’re a big fan of the guy.

Literally everything in your reply is some extremely weird projection trying to invalidate another person’s opinion, and it’s incredibly strange.

Honestly, you come across as a person who hasn’t had much interaction with different opinions, perspectives, and personalities.

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[-] andyburke@fedia.io 0 points 1 week ago

People are upset because this person has the means to effect real altruistic change but instead is pretending to do science in a purely selfish effort.

I hope that explains it. I have no horse in this race.

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[-] Idea@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago

Is he though? He does so many things at once and only on himself. I don't think you can call that research.

[-] Kraiden@kbin.earth 1 points 1 week ago

Also let's be real. He's not trying to help anyone but himself. If he ever does find some miracle cure that significantly slows aging, you can bet your ass that he'll charge so much for it that only his billionaire cronies will be able to afford it

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 week ago

I'm about to be 40. I smoke. I don't exercise. I eat like shit.

I get erections like I was still in puberty and am horny pretty much 24/7. When the fuck does this shit stop?

Hey, for real, tho. You should quit smoking. Just get the starter pack of chantix, follow the directions, and be sure to eat before taking it. It's really not that hard and the stupid chantix side effects go away once you stopped taking it.

I want to see this happen. You can do it. And if trump brings down the whole house we can both go grab a pack of cigs.

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[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Jesus fuck. Why would anyone want to live forever, anyway?

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Would you like to live one extra year than your otherwise normal lifespan? Yeah?

Yeah that's pretty much why.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 0 points 1 week ago

No, there's too many dudes like him on the planet.

Clear them out and we'll readdress the question.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

Freddy, is that you?

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