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[-] teft@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

The dude gets weekly dick injections which he classifies as 9.5 out of 10 on a pain scale.

Weekly.

Dude is a fucking moron.

[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

9.5 out of 10. In his dick.

Has anyone asked him why he wants to live forever if that's what it takes?

[-] DharkStare@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

"You get to live forever but in exchange you have to get incredibly painful injections in your dick on a daily basis."

Sounds like a cursed genie wish.

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[-] teft@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Right? Miss me with that dick pain immortality.

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[-] probably2high@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

It's like those showerthought ultimatums : You can choose to gain eternal life, but every day your dick is the subject of the worst pain you've ever felt.

[-] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

It sounds like the dude just has a CBT fetish and doesn't want to admit it.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I'm going to laugh when he dies of self inflicted dick infection.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I truly hope that these people start getting massive organ failure and shit because of all of this experimental garbage they put into their bodies.

[-] honeynut@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

It's completely normal father-son bonding. Find a different slant.

[-] ThisIsMyLemmyLogin@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago
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[-] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

These erections are rigged!

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[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 10 points 2 months ago

On a related note, I was just searching fdroid for a signal app. I didn't find one, but I did find an app that tracks your Morning Wood

[-] antiquity2038@reddthat.com 13 points 2 months ago

Didn't think you were serious.

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

encouraging collaboration and innovation

Yes, let's "collaborate" in regard to our morning wood.

"Hay bro, would you mind 'innovating' with my erection this morning? No homo"

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yep, thats the one

Edit: lol you're downloading it?

[-] NudeNewt@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

lol you're downloading it

As they should

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago

Why? Its just going to show that I wake up with an erection 100% of the time. What's there to chart?

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[-] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Dafuq kind of insight do i gain from it...

[-] antiquity2038@reddthat.com 5 points 2 months ago
[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Really ? I don't think I ever experienced this regularly ever. I have otherwise no issues getting it up

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[-] MadBigote@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Lol and you're downloading it!

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[-] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

He looks healthy enough to be a real snack for whoever gets to eat the rich

[-] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Just not the dick. According to this article he gets weekly penis injections, but it doesn't say of what.

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[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago

i saw him on two separate youtube channels: Magnus Midtbø (norwegian climber) and Will Tennyson (bodybuilding vlogger)

in both cases, they were invited by Bryan Johnson to his lair, going through his routine. it felt like a surreal cringe fest of zero social awareness. Bryan was permanently looking for some kind of validation, comparing his skills to his guest, or asking the various personal trainers / doctors if he beat some younger age category, etc.

everything he does can't be healthy and i wouldn't call what he does "living". he's bound to a 24h program where everything is planned down to the minute.

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[-] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah, that's a perfectly normal thing to do.

[-] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

If your oncle on FB does its wierd , but once your wierd oncle becomes milliardaire, he ll be called Anti Aging Zealot all over Internet

[-] rektdeckard@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Lol idk why but I find it so funny that you are speaking English with French nouns.

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[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I don't mind this guy. He's basically committing his time, money, and body towards being a guinea pig exploring means that could benefit us all. I do understand there are some arguments to be had about some less-than-scientific approaches to his experiments, but I don't think it totally negates the value.

Also, oh no, talking openly about penis health is uncomfortable to puritanical Western norms.

[-] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

Talking about your dick is one thing. Talking about your sons dick and using your sons blood is just fucking creepy. Hope the kid gets good therapy for this crazy shit.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 2 months ago

I'm about to be 40. I smoke. I don't exercise. I eat like shit.

I get erections like I was still in puberty and am horny pretty much 24/7. When the fuck does this shit stop?

[-] naeap@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

When depression sets in...

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Especially when you take certain meds for it...

[-] fnrir@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah... Neither helped. Any other solutions?

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[-] manmachine@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Time to check your prostate. Could be hormonal imbalance.

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