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[-] teft@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

The dude gets weekly dick injections which he classifies as 9.5 out of 10 on a pain scale.

Weekly.

Dude is a fucking moron.

[-] probably2high@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

It's like those showerthought ultimatums : You can choose to gain eternal life, but every day your dick is the subject of the worst pain you've ever felt.

[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

9.5 out of 10. In his dick.

Has anyone asked him why he wants to live forever if that's what it takes?

[-] DharkStare@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

"You get to live forever but in exchange you have to get incredibly painful injections in your dick on a daily basis."

Sounds like a cursed genie wish.

[-] teft@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Right? Miss me with that dick pain immortality.

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It sounds like the dude just has a CBT fetish and doesn't want to admit it.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I'm going to laugh when he dies of self inflicted dick infection.

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[-] honeynut@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

It's completely normal father-son bonding. Find a different slant.

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 10 points 1 week ago

On a related note, I was just searching fdroid for a signal app. I didn't find one, but I did find an app that tracks your Morning Wood

[-] antiquity2038@reddthat.com 9 points 1 week ago

Didn't think you were serious.

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

encouraging collaboration and innovation

Yes, let's "collaborate" in regard to our morning wood.

"Hay bro, would you mind 'innovating' with my erection this morning? No homo"

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yep, thats the one

Edit: lol you're downloading it?

[-] NudeNewt@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

lol you're downloading it

As they should

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago

Why? Its just going to show that I wake up with an erection 100% of the time. What's there to chart?

[-] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Dafuq kind of insight do i gain from it...

[-] antiquity2038@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago
[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Really ? I don't think I ever experienced this regularly ever. I have otherwise no issues getting it up

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[-] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

These erections are rigged!

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[-] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

He looks healthy enough to be a real snack for whoever gets to eat the rich

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[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago

i saw him on two separate youtube channels: Magnus Midtbø (norwegian climber) and Will Tennyson (bodybuilding vlogger)

in both cases, they were invited by Bryan Johnson to his lair, going through his routine. it felt like a surreal cringe fest of zero social awareness. Bryan was permanently looking for some kind of validation, comparing his skills to his guest, or asking the various personal trainers / doctors if he beat some younger age category, etc.

everything he does can't be healthy and i wouldn't call what he does "living". he's bound to a 24h program where everything is planned down to the minute.

[-] notsoshaihulud@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Dorian Gray's dilemma.

[-] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

If your oncle on FB does its wierd , but once your wierd oncle becomes milliardaire, he ll be called Anti Aging Zealot all over Internet

[-] rektdeckard@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Lol idk why but I find it so funny that you are speaking English with French nouns.

[-] ThisIsMyLemmyLogin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

What a fucking weirdo.

[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

While I do kind of like the idea of having data on random bodily functions like erections, can't say I'd be willing to share that data with my parents or the world.

[-] Internetexplorer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I mean he's trying to find the healthiest things to help people live longer.

I'm not sure about the dick thing. But he's carrying out many experiments with food, sleep habits etc.

Although you're only focusing on the erection thing. Which seems a small part of the research.

I don't think he deserves backlash for trying to help people generally

[-] Tiger@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I agree with you and don’t know why people pile on against you. Is the guy cringey? Sure. Would it be more useful to humanity if he just donated his money to existing and more reputable research? For sure. But he’s just tinkering on himself, which is his right, and shares what he learns.

Is he misguided and a quack who may not learn anything? Maybe, but sometimes it’s the crazy folks who go against the grain that stumble on some good ideas.

Also, if anything he tries is interesting, yes of course he’s just a sample size of 1 - the idea is that other people could research it further.

(I think him roping other people in like his kid isn’t great)

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

he's just a sample size of 1

And also he seems to be mixing "experiments" concurrently. How does he know what worked and what didn't if he has 30+ variables to account for all the time? xd

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[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 3 points 1 week ago

I appreciate his data collection and experimentation, although plenty of the data is anecdotal and the number of simultaneous experiments in a complex system is gonna make parsing out protocols a chore.

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