The dude gets weekly dick injections which he classifies as 9.5 out of 10 on a pain scale.
Weekly.
Dude is a fucking moron.
The dude gets weekly dick injections which he classifies as 9.5 out of 10 on a pain scale.
Weekly.
Dude is a fucking moron.
It's like those showerthought ultimatums : You can choose to gain eternal life, but every day your dick is the subject of the worst pain you've ever felt.
9.5 out of 10. In his dick.
Has anyone asked him why he wants to live forever if that's what it takes?
"You get to live forever but in exchange you have to get incredibly painful injections in your dick on a daily basis."
Sounds like a cursed genie wish.
It sounds like the dude just has a CBT fetish and doesn't want to admit it.
I'm going to laugh when he dies of self inflicted dick infection.
It's completely normal father-son bonding. Find a different slant.
On a related note, I was just searching fdroid for a signal app. I didn't find one, but I did find an app that tracks your Morning Wood
Didn't think you were serious.
encouraging collaboration and innovation
Yes, let's "collaborate" in regard to our morning wood.
"Hay bro, would you mind 'innovating' with my erection this morning? No homo"
Yep, thats the one
Edit: lol you're downloading it?
lol you're downloading it
As they should
Why? Its just going to show that I wake up with an erection 100% of the time. What's there to chart?
Dafuq kind of insight do i gain from it...
I guess it might help if you're concerned about ED, since experiencing less (or no) morning woods can be a sign of physical ED.
Really ? I don't think I ever experienced this regularly ever. I have otherwise no issues getting it up
He looks healthy enough to be a real snack for whoever gets to eat the rich
i saw him on two separate youtube channels: Magnus Midtbø (norwegian climber) and Will Tennyson (bodybuilding vlogger)
in both cases, they were invited by Bryan Johnson to his lair, going through his routine. it felt like a surreal cringe fest of zero social awareness. Bryan was permanently looking for some kind of validation, comparing his skills to his guest, or asking the various personal trainers / doctors if he beat some younger age category, etc.
everything he does can't be healthy and i wouldn't call what he does "living". he's bound to a 24h program where everything is planned down to the minute.
Dorian Gray's dilemma.
If your oncle on FB does its wierd , but once your wierd oncle becomes milliardaire, he ll be called Anti Aging Zealot all over Internet
Lol idk why but I find it so funny that you are speaking English with French nouns.
What a fucking weirdo.
While I do kind of like the idea of having data on random bodily functions like erections, can't say I'd be willing to share that data with my parents or the world.
I mean he's trying to find the healthiest things to help people live longer.
I'm not sure about the dick thing. But he's carrying out many experiments with food, sleep habits etc.
Although you're only focusing on the erection thing. Which seems a small part of the research.
I don't think he deserves backlash for trying to help people generally
I agree with you and don’t know why people pile on against you. Is the guy cringey? Sure. Would it be more useful to humanity if he just donated his money to existing and more reputable research? For sure. But he’s just tinkering on himself, which is his right, and shares what he learns.
Is he misguided and a quack who may not learn anything? Maybe, but sometimes it’s the crazy folks who go against the grain that stumble on some good ideas.
Also, if anything he tries is interesting, yes of course he’s just a sample size of 1 - the idea is that other people could research it further.
(I think him roping other people in like his kid isn’t great)
he's just a sample size of 1
And also he seems to be mixing "experiments" concurrently. How does he know what worked and what didn't if he has 30+ variables to account for all the time? xd
I appreciate his data collection and experimentation, although plenty of the data is anecdotal and the number of simultaneous experiments in a complex system is gonna make parsing out protocols a chore.
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