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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections
(www.thedailybeast.com)
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this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2025
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I couldn't get through more than about a paragraph before getting prompted to subscribe so I'm still little confused.
Why get measurements of your child's erections in the first place? How does this son feel about his PHI being shared all over the internet? Hard to imagine anyone being okay with that.
i didn't get any prompts, and read the article, so i'll quickly answer.
Phallocentric longevity scheme is my new band name. PLS!
To avoid the popup shit:
Open page immediately Ctrl A then paste in a text editor
Often works for me
no.
What are you saying no to? I feel like I'm talking to my toddler nephew.
Do you not like the suggestion, or it doesn't work for you, or you will not accept a random tip that wasn't even directed at you specifically?
Do you want some raspberries?
Snozberries? Is it snozberries you want?