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Trolley problem
(sh.itjust.works)
Let's play coin flip!
I like those odds
Quickly move the switch while on track, then hope the paths willl be wide enough to stop the trolley.
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why would you wanna kill the programming language commitees.
Wait, what does the middle track do?
It's the Republican track
Same as normal but you chose the status quo rather than having it enforced upon you.
Am I also in range of the nuclear bomb, or am I safe? Unclear as the image doesn't specify if it is drawn to scale or not. Also which direction are the tracks currently pointing.
my family is dying and i dont like it, atleast get me on the tracks with them, would not be able to live with the guilt anyway
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deepmind: tr0ll3y m4n r3f3rs t0....
this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2025
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