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[-] dragonshouter@ttrpg.network 21 points 3 weeks ago

at least 2 go unconscious and the other is heavily wounded

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Fun story, when I started playing my Tabaxi Cleric of Sylvanus, we were walking through the woods towards our first dungeon, and on the way we got ambushed by wolves. The talk went:

ME: I'll position myself between the others and the wolves.
DM: then they'll attack you first.
ME: pfft, that's fine, I've got an AC of 18.
DM: does a 21 hit?
ME: ๐Ÿ˜จ (meekly) yes...?
DM: 23 hits as well...
ME: ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
DM: and 19 as well, right... You take 10 damage.
ME: fuck, I'm down!

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

And they all died.

[-] Jeeve65@ttrpg.network 15 points 3 weeks ago

I have a new party of three absolute beginners lined up for next saturday. I forgot the snails in the adventure though ๐Ÿค”

[-] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Add them in as wandering monsters. AC 16, 12 HP, 4' move

Attacks: 1d4 headbutt +1

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 weeks ago

AC 16, 12 HP

That's more than the vast majority of 1st level characters, my guy

[-] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's a snail. It ought to be dangerous. It's not a solo game is it? It's also slow, so they can retreat if losing

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ah I thought you'd sick four of these onto four players, that might be a bit much ๐Ÿ˜…

But four players against two of these snails should be more than doable!

[-] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

My group's about level 5, so their flock of snails will be a little nastier

I wonder if these will be the sort that follow you forever

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 3 weeks ago

Snail's not even guarding anything, the party just saw it and decided to go berserk.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

Damn murderhobos.

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds about right.

[-] Computerchairgeneral@fedia.io 9 points 3 weeks ago

Photos taken moments before TPKs.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Level 9 Party:

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

It was a decoy snake

[-] kr0n@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago
this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2025
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