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took an errand to the lathe, here's the trump 2028 campaign promises (hexbear.net)
submitted 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) by WhyEssEff@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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  • find and dispatch the progenitor of woke
  • create an elevator into hollow earth from Santa's Workshop (hyperborea theorized by @BasedHitlerGroypMaster [Secretary of State] to be in the core)
  • disprove the germ theory of disease once and for all (can't see it)
  • new crime: politics in video games. punishable by death (entire dev team)
  • find the two individuals in that high school football kiss retvrn image that chuds keep posting and give them a medal of honor
  • new initiatives for fetuses
  • dewoke the sleep cycle
  • elon (bad k batch) to be interned in the tomb of the unknown soldier
  • rescreen 1950s ads
  • drone strike hawaii (woke governor)
  • review biased anti-phrenological crusade against lobotomies
  • find a way to initiate the whites-only rapture
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[-] THEPH0NECOMPANY@hexbear.net 9 points 11 hours ago

find a way to initiate the whites-only rapture

Pretty sure this is literally just Christian Zionism

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 14 points 15 hours ago

find a way to initiate the whites-only rapture

Anti-accelerationists are getting reeeeeaaaaaaallllllyyyyy quiet

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

The method they'll choose is just genociding brown people, since obviously the problem was just that they didn't go far enough last time

[-] prole@hexbear.net 10 points 15 hours ago

find the two individuals in that high school football kiss retvrn image that chuds keep posting and give them a medal of honor

I'll regret this, but hwat?

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 6 points 14 hours ago

CW: Incel shit, misogyny, doomerism, ableism, and I'm probably forgetting a few (I too, regret knowing what this is):

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 10 points 13 hours ago

Also have some nice cat pics as a pallette cleanser after reading that:

[-] prole@hexbear.net 7 points 13 hours ago

This was absolutely necessary, thank you

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 10 points 15 hours ago

put that dang lathe down please

[-] piggy@hexbear.net 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

find a way to initiate the whites-only rapture

Melanin is too heavy to be lifted by their Lord's Grace.

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