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took an errand to the lathe, here's the trump 2028 campaign promises (hexbear.net)

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find and dispatch the progenitor of woke
create an elevator into hollow earth from Santa's Workshop (hyperborea theorized by @BasedHitlerGroypMaster [Secretary of State] to be in the core)
disprove the germ theory of disease once and for all (can't see it)
new crime: politics in video games. punishable by death (entire dev team)
find the two individuals in that high school football kiss retvrn image that chuds keep posting and give them a medal of honor
new initiatives for fetuses
dewoke the sleep cycle
elon (bad k batch) to be interned in the tomb of the unknown soldier
rescreen 1950s ads
drone strike hawaii (woke governor)
review biased anti-phrenological crusade against lobotomies
find a way to initiate the whites-only rapture

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[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 14 points 17 hours ago

find a way to initiate the whites-only rapture

Anti-accelerationists are getting reeeeeaaaaaaallllllyyyyy quiet

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

The method they'll choose is just genociding brown people, since obviously the problem was just that they didn't go far enough last time

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