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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 106 points 4 months ago

As a Canadian, I'd like to buy a drink for someone within walking distance of Trump tower. Preferably a pitcher of cheap beer.

[-] KingGordon@lemmy.world 83 points 4 months ago
[-] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 months ago

Diabolical.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 months ago

maybe some beets?

[-] the_q@lemm.ee 71 points 4 months ago

Weird I thought Trump liked gold.

[-] Vorticity@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago

If the rumors about his odor are to be believed, though, he may not like showers.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 months ago

Unless it is a golden shower

[-] distantsounds@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Golden showers yields trumpian flowers

[-] ModestMeme@lemm.ee 50 points 4 months ago

Strength in numbers

[-] distantsounds@lemmy.world 49 points 4 months ago

I support organized pissings

[-] Saltycracker@lemmy.world 47 points 4 months ago

I can expect this in New York. There are lack of bathrooms. People pee everywhere

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 4 months ago

it'll never cease to baffle me that "free public toilets are a fundamental human right" isn't the bog standard opinion, because people are going to piss and shit regardless and we should prefer them to do so in a toilet.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Pay toilets, and their inhuman morals, were the subject of at least a few Sea Chantys that date back to the 18th or 19th Century.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 4 months ago

In ancient Rome, businesses fought over the right to put up free public toilets.
Then they sold the piss.
And the government taxed the piss.

[-] ODGreen@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 months ago
[-] gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago

free public toilets

aka bushes

[-] DerArzt@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Aka Henry Kissinger's grave

[-] gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago

trickle down economy or sth

[-] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

Urine speaks louder than words

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

On a politician or a prison warden.

[-] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 months ago

Vote with your bladder!

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 months ago

Well, if you can't beat 'em

[-] azolus@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 months ago

Wrong body fluid!

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

You can pee in a soda bottle, then just pur it while you pass by.

[-] Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org 6 points 4 months ago

I wonder if you can even smell the difference walking by.

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