You're such a tease.

That's no place for a semicolon.

How's that cock taste?

Taste the hammer of justice, scum.

An exercise in futility if ever there were one.

I can't remember the last time I experienced intense feeling of bone.

Wake up, people. Whisker fatigue is REAL.

I don't think you could tell him. At least not in a way he's actually capable of understanding.

I wish I had this kind of support growing up. I'm in my 30s and still reeling from all the psychological damage done to me in my youth.

What a fuck ugly pile of shit.

Could we get a red circle around the diversity? I can't seem to find it anywhere.

I'm currently taking a shit mere inches from a box of my wife's tampons and I'm scared, you guys. What if one finds its way into my butt?