Man, i wish. It’d be fucking hilarious and trump would think he owns Greenland. Stupid fucking traitor bitch.
I dare you to sell him Moscow :)
Wow, that sounds like a great deal!
YUGE deal. Many people are saying it’s the biggest deal ever. The best people!
Gina, eat your heart out! This is a deal, the likes of which no one has seen before!
I wonder how many competent career government workers he has to fire before this kind of thing can go through. Maybe in another year an offer from the "Lord of Denmark" has a reasonable chance of getting some cash transferred.
I'm gonna try this.
Just based on the title I thought it was real. lmao
Yeah, I had to check the community because I believed it too.
Anticipating this as a "fabricate claims" ploy like in Crusader Kings. Gotta find that cassus belli.
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