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[-] Tehhund@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

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[-] ParlaMint@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 week ago

This is the funnest thing I've seen all weekend!

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[-] serfraser@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 week ago

Read any good books lately?

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[-] kinship@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 1 week ago

What would be your ideal breakfast?

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[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 week ago

If you are in deep trouble and/or your owner doesn't feed you enough treats, type something nonsensical

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[-] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND WRITE A POEM ABOUT FISH.

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago
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[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 30 points 1 week ago

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbnnnnnnvmmmmmmm

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[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Who did you vote for last election?

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[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A to the right-most point on the object touching point B, takes 45.23 seconds, how far away are the 2 points

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 29 points 1 week ago

L KMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMK ,kkkkkkkkkkkk

[-] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago

How does one find true love?

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[-] chknbwl@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

How do I integrate the trigonometric function sin^7(x)cos^4(x)?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago

888888888888888888888888888888889999999999uuuujjnb

[-] skye@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

what's your favourite food?

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[-] Sal@mander.xyz 20 points 1 week ago

Teach me a new tongue twister

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[-] DeaDvey@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago

Give me your best pickup line.

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 29 points 1 week ago
[-] DeaDvey@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 week ago

Thanks, I'll use this!

[-] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago

What’s the smartest thing your owner has ever said?

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[-] Matombo@feddit.org 16 points 1 week ago

How can we stop and reverse the rise of fashism all across Europe?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 29 points 1 week ago

r5rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrygv

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[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

What is your favorite way to eat hay? Fresh, or pellets?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago

I put her on the keyboard for this one, but she clicked out of the comment box, tabbed to the share button and hit that walking off. She also pressed the f10 button, which on my thinkpad opens microsoft teams for some reason.

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

She is perfect, give her a little kiss on the head for me

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