162
submitted 1 week ago by rastro@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
top 22 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] oleorun@real.lemmy.fan 16 points 1 week ago

"Cut the horns, wipe its ass, and put it on a plate." - my Army buddy long ago

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

That used to be me, until I discovered that a proper medium rare retains all that flavor and moisture while drastically improving the texture

[-] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

Medium rare is the way steak was supposed to be eaten.
Except in today's climate, the way steak is supposed to be eaten is not.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago

... drastically improving the texture

No thank you.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Your loss, I assume you've never had a proper medium rare

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 3 points 1 week ago

Sounds like my honeymoon 30 years ago except I left the horns and dingleberries the way I found them.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

You WERE put on a plate, though?

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

"Add a couple of potatoes if you're feeling fancy."

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

"Show the cow a picture of fire."

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Vaguely describe the concept of heat within ear shot of the cow."

[-] GreyWizard@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

A good vet could make him moo again.

[-] vfreire85@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

this is literally tapeworm barebacking.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

I have a few French Canadian friends from Quebec. One of them is a great cook from Montreal and he came to visit and said he was bringing his own steak. I said great and looked forward to his cooking. He insisted on barbecuing everything himself.

He took out the steak, slapped it on the grill .... 30 seconds on one side ... 30 seconds on the other ... and served it dripping with blood like your image.

I like steak and I usually cook mine medium rare but most of the time medium well because I don't want to get sick.

My friend had brought AAA steaks and even though they were literally raw ... they were absolutely delicious. Never felt more like a caveman when I had blood dripping out of my mouth while eating meat.

[-] Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago

It’s not blood. The animals are bled immediately after death (or during, depending on the method).

The liquid coming out of raw mean is called purge, which is myoglobin and water.

In the case of the above image, it’s rendered fat, water, myoglobin, and possibly other things depending on how it’s been prepared.

Source: I used to work as a butcher, grew up on a farm, and worked on kill floors.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

That's great to know ... I have no clue but I do like having a good steak once in a while. I would trust someone like you to find me a good steak but I'm always not sure when I just buy whatever at a commercial grocery store. And I trusted my friend to deliver a really good AAA steak because I know he only ever buys the best meats for the best price.

I cut down on my meat consumption because I know how terrible it is for the animals on a commercial industrial farm. The only meat I ever want to buy is one from an actual farmer that raised the cattle himself.

[-] Sarcasmo220@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

There's just the slightest tinge of brown at the top, therefore it is ruined by being too well done

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Only good if it still moves.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago
[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Yes, if it tries to escape from the plate.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone -1 points 1 week ago

I’d genuinely eat that. In France this would be considered overdone.

[-] grandel@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Its definitly rare and i'd most likely eat it too.

this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2025
162 points (94.0% liked)

Memes

47110 readers
793 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS