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[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 year ago

Rather inconsiderate of him

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Absolutely no respect for his fans.

[-] big_slap@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

he straight up ruined my day smh

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

“Everyone likes to be told that everything’s going to be okay,” said Dr. Emil Dahl. “And the people posting these ultimately worthless comments get to feel like they did something good for a stranger. Ordinarily, such platitudes are innocuous, but it becomes dangerous when people like Mr. Stoltz put too much faith in the power of internet comments. He was so encouraged by his anonymous online supporters that he cavalierly decided to forego my attempts at treatment, feeling it was unnecessary. The last time he left my office, he simply said, ‘Thanks, doc, but I got this’ while giving me double-finger cannons.”

Wonderful

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

"You got this" doesn't mean you don't have to make an effort! That's on him.

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

This is so sad, can we get 50K likes?

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Lemmy would have cured him.

[-] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 6 points 1 year ago

Nothing a good bean-laden poop hold-in won't cure!

[-] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago
[-] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 1 points 1 year ago

Bin laden bean laden was suffocated by satan.

[-] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 16 points 1 year ago

Should have used Reddit in conjunction with Facebook thoughts and prayers.

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's not too late, he's still got this!

[-] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"Here's how he can still have this"

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Its sad. I'm not getting even one "you got this".

this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2025
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