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Different religions have an "age of accountability."
The legal system has an "age of adulthood."
And puberty hits us with the "age of awkwardness" (thanks, hormones).

But I propose a new milestone: the Age of Pepto Bismol.
You’re not truly an adult until you have to keep Pepto Bismol nearby at all times, lest the twin demons of heartburn and indigestion take up permanent residence within you.

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[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

Age is not the issue. I'm mid 40s and never had to use it. I'd wager it's your eating and drinking habits.

[-] belastend@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago

I have never seen a more USian post than this.

[-] varyingExpertise@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This - I'm in my forties, I have never suffered any of these conditions and I don't think any of my friends have either. What do you guys do to your bodies over there?

[-] d00phy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

We either fry everything or drown it in some kind of sugar. If we’re not doing that, we’re doing both.

[-] thefactremains@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah, no.

If you need to keep a bottle of Pepto close at all times, you're not old, you just need to change your diet. Figure out what you're eating that's doing that to you.

Everyone has different reactions and tolerances to different things. You need to know your own body.

[-] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I uses to be pepto bismol man. Turns out I just needed a lot more fiber in my diet

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