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[-] capetaun@feddit.it 4 points 5 months ago

My friend after eating 500 grams of peanuts "Isn't it funny when you eat penuts and your throat closes and itches a lot?"

[-] Venator@lemmy.nz 1 points 5 months ago

That'll teach you for eating an endangered species.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 5 months ago

Don't be daft they're not endangered. If they win danger they wouldn't be allowed to sell their furry eggs in the supermarket.

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 months ago

I tried to sell my furry eggs in the supermarket once but they called the police.

[-] troybot@midwest.social 1 points 5 months ago

Recently realized the awful hangover I always get drinking cocktails after new years is actually from the shrimp cocktail

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 0 points 5 months ago

I hate this. Kiwis taste sooooo good. But I also have some mild allergy. Same with pineapples.

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 5 months ago

oh man, that totally sucks

those fruit are soooooooo good.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 0 points 5 months ago

I love food that digests me back!

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 points 5 months ago

I love Kiwifruit season when they get down to like $1/kg

I eat a lot of them.

The juice is great for tenderizing meat also.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 1 points 4 months ago

Man, where do you live? I'm in Minnesota, and our kiwi have to come from halfway around the globe. $1/lb sounds like a fantasy to me.

I once dated a girl who grew up in Hawaii. She used to mock us mainlanders for buying starfruit. First of all, because she thought they aren't a very good fruit, but second because apparently where she grew up, they were something of a pest plant: they were everywhere and dropped their fruit on the sidewalk and you'd step on them if you weren't careful and it'd make a mess.

It's all perspective, huh?

[-] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago

$1/lb sounds like a fantasy to me.

Man, just wait until you find out that they're actually paying 1/2.2lb, or $0.45/lb

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 4 months ago

Less than 2 hrs from the major kiwifruit producing region.

Mid-season, I could drive to an orchard and back before lunch. To buy the fruit even cheaper in bulk.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 1 points 4 months ago

Nice. Jelly.

[-] Ashen44@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago

Me: "Man, I love chocolate so much, it's a shame it makes my throat feel so tight and sore."

My mom: "Hey Ash... You're not allowed to eat chocolate any more..."

[-] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Reminds me of this YouTube channel I used to watch called "WheresMyChallenge".

They did a "1lb Snickers Bar" video. Where one of them promptly discovered he was allergic to nuts.

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