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[-] zabadoh@ani.social 10 points 1 week ago

Next thing you know, Global Tetrahedron will end their DEI program, and require all their app-based ~~slaves~~ workers to end their DEI programs too.

[-] protist@mander.xyz 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

More McSweeney's, please

[-] frank@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

We’re spiking the water coolers with creatine

Very Four Loko move. I approve.

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