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Everybody now plays Ultima Online, Quake 1, Doom 2, and works from home. Also, free transit and anything displaying sapience (or at least sentience) gets the same respect as anyone else
the brutal trolling in Ultima Online made me quit
Nothing like trying to get enough ore to kick start your adventure and 4 or 5 guys on horseback come and fuck your shit up for an hour or two
the brutal trolling in Ultima Online made me quit
I'm sitting here thinking "I don't remember it being TOO bad..."
and 4 or 5 guys on horseback come and fuck your shit up for an hour or two
Oh. Yeah.
There's a reason someone (Midas?) once parodied the entire steppenwolf song...
Well
You don't know what
We can find
Why don't you die for me little n00b
On a magic Corp Por ride
Eating a banana. First you bite both heads off, then sink your front teeth into one end to nibble away one third, then separate the other two thirds and eat them separately. You can think of them as the corpora cavernosa and the corpus spongiosum to maintain the penis-analogue in a slightly more disturbing form.
I guess everyone is a lefty now.
What is everyone doing wrong?
Failing to even try to understand the fact that nuance touches everything in between the margins of the less complicated and oft-overused black-and-white polarization of damn near everything under the sun.
pulling apart the bacon piece by piece to fry it.
listen, you can just stick the whole brick of it into the pan, the heat from the skillet makes the bacon slices separate. you can cook the whole thing at once.
this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2025
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