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nginx ("engine x") is an HTTP web server, reverse proxy, content cache, load balancer, TCP/UDP proxy server, and mail proxy server. […] [1]

I still pronounce it as "n-jinx" in my head.

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  1. Title (website): "nginx". Publisher: NGINX. Accessed: 2025-02-26T23:25Z. URI: https://nginx.org/en/.
    • §"nginx". ¶1.
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[-] ohshittheyknow@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 14 hours ago

TIL some people pronounced it n-jinx

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

I mean every time I hear about the damn thing it's because it's been misconfigured and is causing some fucking ruckus. The whole thing is cursed so jinx really feels appropriate where I'm standing from.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

My colleagues were right?!
But of course they pronounce the "ine" as in brine (we are French), which is what really hurts my ears, ugh.

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

My lead dev used to pronounce it njinx and I always needed some time to realize what he's talking about.

[-] Dultas@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Wait till you find out about quay

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

I'm glad there's pronunciations provided, because to me it looks like it should sound like a slur.

[-] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago

En-eh hinks (with heavy Spanish accent)

[-] Rexios@lemm.ee 1 points 14 hours ago

Nginx is atrocious. I about have a stroke every time I have to work with it. Caddy is 1000x easier to set up.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

Please no! Not another fucking reverse proxy. I can't take it anymore T_T

[-] jmankman@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 14 hours ago

N-gin? Cortex's henchman???

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 15 hours ago
[-] geogeogeo@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Thank you for saving me from future embarrassment.

Or just becoming terminal "um actually"-er like I've become with epoch

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago

I laughed out loud when I first learned that imgur is supposed to be pronounced as "imager'... well you fuckin chose the wrong combination of letters for that didn't ya

[-] dan@upvote.au 3 points 22 hours ago

Am I missing something? I've always pronounced it "imager". How else would you pronounce it?

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

as it's spelled: im gur.

It's one thing to name it imgr, but putting a fucking u after the g makes it a hard g in literally every instance. the letter u is the reason the g is pronounced as a hard g in words that otherwise wouldn't need a u: fragile / guile, digest / guest, etc.

[-] tyler@programming.dev 2 points 14 hours ago

it's spelled img - ur, as in img or the shortening of image in every context. You can't shorten image any other way.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

it's spelled img - ur

no, it's spelled imgur. I know what img stands for which is why I said it would be one thing to call it imgr. the u doesn't make sense and it hardens the g. it's funny that you talk about how it's customary that img stands for image but you act like 'ur' is also a thing by itself.

well it is, just not in that way. if your img-ur breakup made any sense for pronouncing img as if it's independent then why not consider what ur stands for? it's a shortening of your or you're. so why not pronounce it image your? because it's bullshit and the spelling is ridiculous.

[-] iconic_admin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

1000% I say gif too, like gift. If you wanted it pronounced like “jiff” then you should have spelled it with a J.

[-] oatscoop@midwest.social 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I flew from Jermany to Tanzania and saw some jeriatric jiraffes.

I say it "Jif" because:

  • That's what the format's creator named it.
  • It's weird, but "soft G" is a thing and acronyms and the only "rule" for pronouncing acronyms is "it's easy to say".
  • It annoys people that are way too invested in it. Sure, it's immature -- but it's low stakes and not particularly "shitty". I enjoy it and you only YOLO once.
[-] tyler@programming.dev 0 points 14 hours ago

jif was copyrighted. gif was literally named after the peanut butter. it came with a jingle "choosy developers choose gif". How many different forms of proof do you need.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago
[-] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 2 points 17 hours ago

Choosy moms choose Dzhif.

[-] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 3 points 20 hours ago

I like to pronounce it as nginks like fucking inks. Yes, with a ng sound in the beginning.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

Like the Vietnamese name? So... "Wininks" ?

[-] 000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 22 hours ago

Now you'll tell me it's not pronounced Hap Roxy!

[-] androidul@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

similar problem with kubectl

[-] rwdf@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

It's obviously kubecontrol! I will die on this hill.

Also, Containerd ... Not helped by the cli nerdctl.

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[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago

I think software name pronunciation discussions are so hilariously absurd that I sometimes purposefully vocalise nginx as “Nuhh Ginks” just to put a hat on it

[-] drmoose@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

I pronounce k8s as k-eights sometimes on purpose to gauge the reactions

[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 1 points 10 hours ago

Wait do you mean “kates” or “Kay-Eights”? I think either makes sense and I wouldn’t raise an eyebrow

If you said it like “Kuhh-Eights” I would probably laugh

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

En Guh Inks

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

I split the middle with en-JIN-iks (which is how I heard it said long before I saw it written)

[-] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 34 points 1 day ago

And I will always pronounce SQL as “squeal”

[-] SlothMama@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago
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[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 points 19 hours ago

Wait till you hear about SearXNG or SxncD

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