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Anon disturbs the Force (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 97 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 61 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Just because we didn't see it on camera doesn't mean it didn't happen. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Anon probably thinks Darth Maul is dead, too.

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 weeks ago

To be fair, considering how many times he's been killed he has to be dead by now

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

Well. He is dead.

We saw his death, a few times.

Then we saw his real death.

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That's it, then? Any argument for him being alive doesn't have a leg to stand on?

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I’m not sure what argument there would be, especially cuz he had none of his own to stand on at that point.

but I mean, who knows, somehow palp returned …

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

'tis but a scratch

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago

The funny part is, 4chan might be one of the few places where these kind of shots fired are accurate.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago

i think it applies to most places where people are chronically online

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 13 points 2 weeks ago
[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 weeks ago

In my experience, Lemmy users are pretty old compared to most other online communities. I don't know if there's been a poll, but my guess is most users are older than their late 30s.

Hopefully y'all old mother fuckers have gotten some ass by now.

[-] Wetstew@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

We've fucked. It may have been a while, it might not have been particularly good; but we did make a sex.

Incidentally a plurality of users are trans/nb, furries and/or anarchist. Trust me.

[-] SorteKanin@feddit.dk 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

most users are older than their late 30s

I think you're slightly overestimating there. We ran a survey on Feddit.dk and the average age was 34, median 32. So more like early 30s or late 20s

Of course Feddit.dk may not be representative for the whole fediverse.

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

That would be a fun poll to view.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

Jedi kill the other ones left and right, pretty much on autopilot while having a conversation. Whenever these guys show up, they at least take them seriously.

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 14 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sure they got tons of kills. Just not the plot armour jedi

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Intelligent design is a lie

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's not technically necessary to fuck somebody too have offspring. Some of the most successful breeders are sperm donors.

this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2025
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