Are you sure that this didn’t just come from AP, or something? This is supposed to be a satire community, not a real-news one.

Wasn’t this literally the Covid response under Trump?

As time goes on I eat the onion more and more...

Like school shootings

"Honestly guys, who doesn't love child death? Think of all the business it will generate for funeral parlors! And you can always make another."

They will be becoming common soon enough. I feel sorry for the kids, for having such shitty parents. I have no sympathy for their parents. Obvious exception here would be people who are immuno-compromised. They might be utterly fucked.

America: welcome to new dark ages. It was inevitable.

Can this be real. How cold of a person do you have to be to say this. Its usually little kids that die from Measels

Melt Gibson