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submitted 1 month ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

why didn't they use fuckin oranges? it was right there

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago

Oranges are real fuckin' annoying when they talk. I can only offer up two examples to prove my point, but it's weird that there are two of them.

[-] nikatjef@mastodon.acm.org 8 points 1 month ago

@seahorse
See, I can't tell if this is a joke or real... Given Bezos' recent actions it really could be legit.

[-] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 month ago

You might get graped in the mouth.

[-] hallettj@leminal.space 0 points 1 month ago

Is this possibly a reference to the Delano grape strike?

this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2025

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