Colin Mochrie.

This is a game called Helping Hands. Colin, you're going to be Donnie's hands and in this scene Donnie is trying to change his own diaper in the middle of a the Oval Office during a press event with the Canadian Prime Minister.

Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool.

I wish Paul Bearer were still around. That’s the kind of WWF Superstar manager energy we need for the next completely normal, never a waste of everybody’s time, successful negotiation.

Melania and Ivanka Trump

Trailer Park Boys

Jared Keeso. Specifically, Jared Keeso as Shoresy.

Zelenskyy

Someone from Dawson City who has stories about Trump’s grandfather? They could bring along the ~~thumb~~ toe.

Patrick Brazeau, could do a team charity event this time

Martin Short

Santa Clause, it has to be the greatest Canadian of them all!

Ace Ventura, or Jim Carrey if Ace isn't available.

Ezio Auditore?

Mitchell Hooper

Kamala's sister.

Winston Rothschild III

Galen weston, as they cross the border he will pee all over the border and then by the laws of rich billionaire bloodsuckers trump will have to back off.

Bob Probert (RIP)

Neil Young

Doug Ford

Wayne Gretzky