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[-] galoisghost@aussie.zone 171 points 1 month ago

Moron billionaire class. Think they’ll survive the collapse of humanity in their bunkers. The reality being they will be murdered by their staff on day one.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago

Praetorian guards again, go figure

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

Or simply die in a flood since they can’t fix the pump.

[-] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Every bunker needs an air intake and exhaust

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[-] The_Decryptor@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago

That's what the bomb collars are for.

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago

"I don't really like the bomb collar, but the pay is good and I get an hour for lunch."

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[-] Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 110 points 1 month ago

Musk's power only comes from his wealth. That wealth is in a currency that is tied directly to the world's trust in the US government. That trust is being very quickly diminished. If things get 'Mad Max' bad all of his wealth will be absolutely worthless.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago

The vast majority of his wealth is stock market speculation, not even US currency.

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[-] grue@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Don't worry, that's what Dogecoin is for! 🤡

[-] billiam0202@lemmy.world 92 points 1 month ago

He's since deleted the post, but in a followup comment he mentioned the irony of talking about becoming a warlord using a picture of Max, a noted warlord killer.

As typical for all right-wingers, Musk is utterly incapable of critically examining art.

[-] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

He really thinks that cyberpunk is cool and does not understand any of the philosophy or ideology behind it.

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[-] Curmuffin@fedia.io 64 points 1 month ago

If it comes down to it, Elon's own security boys will lug him in the back of the head.

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

Was he the one who said he'd put explosive collars on his guards?

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 46 points 1 month ago

I hope he films the process of him trying to get death collars onto a a team of expensive security guards so that future archaeologists can have a laugh

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Expensive, highly skilled guards. Because all these dumb billionaire fucks are hiring ex-spec ops and shit. You know, the type of people who know how to take away your dumb little supervillain detonator button and waterboard you for the release key before they ventilate your skull.

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[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Who is this guy to have known several warlords? My guess is he's either a glowie or a journalist.

Edit: Survey says journalist! Thank you to everyone who answered.

To this guy's point, yeah, it's hilarious that Elon fancies himself a survivor.

[-] jonesy@aussie.zone 51 points 1 month ago

Robert Evans does Behind the Bastards podcast, and has also reported on conflicts in Iraq, Ukraine, and Rojava, amongst lots of other things.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Evans_%28journalist%29?wprov=sfla1

[-] Alterforlett@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Also just started listening to a podcast he has called The Women's War. Seems very good

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I listened to that right as trump pulled support for Rojava. Depressing af at the time but also hopeful.

Do behind the police next.

Behind the bastards is the regular twice weekly. I also love Margret killjoys Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff

Then all the Coolzone media podcasts. They're all very good.

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[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Robert Evans is a bisexual Texas guy who decided he was going to report on war, so talked his way onto a military plane with other reporters as a stringer when Beirut was a place for barracks bombing. An experienced combat photographer took him under his wing and kept him alive. Evans has walked on concrete smelling the crushed dead from the collapsed structures. I know all this from memory (correct me if I messed anything up) because I researched his background a bit, because his “It Could Happen Here” podcast - about how a US civil war would go down - is very articulate and savvy, and I was curious how he gained that insight.

The only thing more articulate and savvy could possibly be the products and services that support his program. If you lurk on Lemmy, Robert, glad you’re here. Always wished I could hear a conversation between you and Robert Baer for a few hours… partially because I would expect only the best alcohol and other substances to be served in that room.

[-] Zirconium@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

He also personally knows guests who have gotten away with murder on one of his podcasts

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Hot dogs drive people to the brink of madness. It was inevitable.

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 14 points 1 month ago

Only the finest gas station heroin.

[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

That was such a seamless ad pivot I’m not convinced your aren’t Robert?

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[-] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 44 points 1 month ago

Former cracked.com editor. Show some respect.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 23 points 1 month ago

He's seen more than most of us will witness in a lifetime.

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Evans is the kind of guy to book his own ticket to a war zone and hope he gets paid for his reporting afterward. I have no idea if he's ever done that, but he has that vibe. As others said, I think he's a "journalist", in a positive way.

edit: he did a whole series about Syria, way way before recent developments. "The Women's War". and Jake Hanrahan. I remember they paid a driver who kept giving them terrible cigarettes.

[-] dunidane@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 1 month ago

He's literally done that before and been shot at by Isis snipers as part of it.

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago

i do remember him trying to downplay it

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Behind the Bastards is great! It's like The Dollop but for the worst people in history.

Coolzone media is all fantastic.

For current events there's It Could Happen Here and Executive Disorder (sub series of ICHH, weekly analysis of Trump admin)

He did a lot of coverage of the protests back in 2020 in Portland.

He's also an amazing author: After The Revolution (fictional sci-fi American civil war, free to listen audiobook on the link) and his older A Brief History Of Vice (he talks about historic drug use and personally tries out all the weird ways people did drugs, very funny)

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[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Who is this guy to have known several warlords?

https://bsky.app/profile/iwriteok.bsky.social

[-] Srh@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Surprised everyone has not included his title. The honorable judge Robert Evans.

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[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 month ago

All that money won't mean shit if the economy collapses. Musk is such a goddamn clown.

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago

So he's admitting to ruining everything and being a sexist piece of shit at the same time? Well done for being masterfully evil asshole. Satan high fives you for some style points on this one Elon.

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 33 points 1 month ago

I just want to remind everyone that those who call for war have never experienced it, and the closer you experience it, the less you want it.

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[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Yeah, because when the world crumbles, it's going to be that walking bag of mayonnaise and bile that people are going to want in charge.

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[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 21 points 1 month ago

The more chilling thing to me being that he is causing, wants, and/or expects this as someone "in power", for wont of a better term. Is this a desire (definitely) or coming to terms with things already set in motion? I hope it's just a shitpost, but who knows at this point?

[-] DNS@discuss.online 27 points 1 month ago

It's a nazi eugenics dream to wipe the country off of undesirables and initiate your plan of gender affirming individuals as they pop out of tubes. A good reminder thwt a journalist interviewed a billionaire who was showcasing their mega bunker in case everything goes to shit. What bothered the billionaire was how is he able to control his security when the natural order is upside down?

Journalist suggested empathy, to understand and care about your security detail. Billionaire disregarded that and suggested to himself shock collars would be more ideal than empathy.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So is he just coming out and saying he's driving the country into the ground? Is that the point of this? How does this idiot still have any support?

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[-] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 19 points 1 month ago

Yeah. Being part of a corrupt kakistocracy, in a highly visible role, but not smart or tough enough to survive outside out your cushy trust fund corruption environment, is honestly one of the absolute worst places to be. You’d be better off as “prison inmate” or “homeless person.” Literally anything else.

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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

I don't want to be a warlord. I want to be a lovelord.

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[-] x00z@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Lmao. In a post apocalyptic setting, Elon Musk is a trophy.

He'd be paraded around on a leash.

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[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I fucking love Robert Evans. BTB has consumed dozens of hours of my time.

Sidenote, of course this chode doesn't acknowledge that he and his peers are unbelievably culpable in the downfall of society and probably the planet.

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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 12 points 1 month ago

Hahaha you'll be the first taco Tuesday Musk.

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

I've probably got twice the warlord potential he has. Which is to say, I have really shit warlord potential.

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