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Who owns the boats? (lemmy.world)
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[-] tyler@programming.dev 26 points 1 day ago

boats aren't expensive, especially the older they are. fixing boats properly is expensive, but you also don't really need to do that. My dad had a racing boat when I was a kid, it cost him $400.. I bought a dinghy last year for $200. That's less than the cost of a game console. And it costs literally nothing to go take it out on the water.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 22 hours ago

And it costs literally nothing to go take it out on the water.

You sound like a boat salesperson.

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[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 160 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There are a lot of people in the world. Like a loooooot. Even if the % of non normies is only like 0.01% of the population that would easily explain those boats.

[-] dwindling7373@feddit.it 103 points 1 day ago

This is the real answer and the reason online bubbles are so sad.

There's so many different way to live your life and we are atrofied around a couple of equally bad options.

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

If there was a plague that had a 100% human infection rate and killed 87% of the people infected it would still only set back world populations to around the start of the 1900s

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[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 112 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The ideas that normies don't sail isn't true. I'm a normie and not rich and I started a sailing school because it's fun as hell. You don't need ^to ^own a boat to go sailing, you only need to know how.

[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 122 points 1 day ago

Homie how tf are you sailing with no boat?

[-] Hawke@lemmy.world 97 points 1 day ago

That’s the power of your imagination!

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 68 points 1 day ago

This simple trick, 🏴‍☠️

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

You wouldn't download a boat

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[-] tyler@programming.dev 13 points 1 day ago

you join a club and are crew. it's literally how most sailing clubs function. How the hell are you supposed to race a boat if only the owner gets to be on it? The larger the boat the more the crew you need. The fees at my club for crew are $40 a year. That's like 1/3 the cost of netflix and way more worth it. And many clubs also have a "why buy?" club where you can captain one of the fleet boats a certain number of times a year and bring your own crew.

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 day ago

A friend with a boat is what you want. Same with a pool.

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[-] The_v@lemmy.world 91 points 1 day ago

I have a friend who grew up on the coast and her family always sailed for fun.

When she got divorced she bought a sailboat and traveled for a bit in it. She then parked it at a marina and lived in it for so many years close to her kids and grandkids. She paid $100K for boat and her marina fees were $300/month. The boat was paid off with the divorce settlement.

The cheapest 1 bedroom apartment to rent nearby was $3500/month for less square footage than her boat. The cheapest small house was around $1,000,000 or around $6000/ month at the time. The homes around the marina were all priced at several million dollars.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 day ago

We met someone like that and they were considered homeless by the city, lol. I think they were annoyed at that.

Seattle is full of people that live on boat as an affordable alternative. You can't be squeamish about insects or get seasick easily because of the storms. I couldn't do it myself, but I've known quite a few that have.

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[-] Carnelian@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

me writing “the ocean :)” as my permanent address on government documents

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[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 51 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My dad used to own a sailboat, which was a high point for someone squarely middle class. We're talking a 44 ft sailboat.

These things are holes in the water who the fuck wants a boat

[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 32 points 1 day ago

How do you make a small fortune?

Start with a large fortune and buy a boat.

I used to work at a fish market, and one of the fishermen we dealt with once won a large sum of money from a big fishing tournament. When they asked him what he was gonna do with the money, his response was, "Keep fishing until it's all gone."

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[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

As the saying goes:

The two best days of a boat owner's life are the day they buy the boat, and the day they sell the boat

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

Meh, a boat is a hole in the water to dump money into, a car is a hole in the road, and a house is a hole in the ground. At least the boat combines the advantages of the other two.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago

At the height of being poor in like '83 or so (mortgage rates to 17%; just ponder that) we panick-moved to a smaller town with a union job but found a fixer house with an attached shop.

Dad, ever the salesman and skilled labourer, would do work for people in exchange for wood-working tools: Old window Jenkins would part with Lester's Table Saw if Dad re-tiled the shower.

So we got tools. And he traded for plywood and plans. And suddenly we had a dory he could fit on top of this '75 econoline150 van. And fishing was great. But it was a lot of rowing this pig of a boat.

So he modded it with a dagger-board and a mast port. Took him 5 min to rig it and he was set for fishing.

Those summers camping because we couldn't afford to do anything else but at least gas was cheap, they were awesome.

I think these people just have shiny boats, which are too expensive. If you want to find them, they're finishing the Penske file so they can still afford exorbitant Slip fees and dream of Taking the Boat Out with the estranged family members who will then love Dad again and make up for all this toil. Dude needs a cheap ugly van and a wallowing pig of a dory to 'sail' around a lake in the woods; aim smaller and actually go make memories.

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[-] blattrules@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago

Sailboats aren’t prohibitively expensive for a normie, especially if you buy a used one. If you look at the large empty houses near every harbor though, you’ll see a better sign of the wealth disparity. The rich own multiple houses worth millions each and they seem to be rarely used while many people can’t afford a starter home now.

[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 day ago

Buying a boat is cheap, owning one not so much. Between marina fees and maintenance it adds up really fast.

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[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 day ago

Same people who own all the empty properties, residential and commercial; Fucking leaches, that's who.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Eh, as someone who knows a boat person its like only half that, the other half really, really like boats.

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You're talking boat-people. The topic is Dock Queens; The vast majority of the boats in most marinas, which never leave the dock.

I'm a boat lover and a (thankfully)former landlord. I seent it.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 12 points 1 day ago

It’s like when you drive through an area that’s all McMansions you’re like “how they hell are there this many people with enough money and poor enough taste to own all these McMansions”? I guess the thing is that money people property sprawls out, whereas most of us live in a container city down a hole clustered around a sewer outlet so thousands don’t take up that much space.

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[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

Ah you are on to John Boatman I see....

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

everywhere I go in the world there are giant marinas with a million boats

I've told you a MILLION times to NOT EXAGGERATE!

And how do you get to go everywhere in the world, that marinas stand front and center of your attention? Could it be that you go... on your boat?

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[-] doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago

This boat made me fixated on the idea of buying a boat and living in it.

While the buying part is plausible.

The living is a lot fucking harder.

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

You have to really like being on the water. It's just as hard as living in an RV off grid.

It's probably a bit easier to live in a boat, since it's common (and I guess legal) for marinas to allow people to live in their boats while docked there. I own a skoolie (used school bus converted into a motorhome) and it is nearly fucking impossible to find anywhere that I could legally live in it - especially anywhere near big cities. Ironically, I've even tried contacting marinas to see if I could live there in my skoolie and they're all like "hell no you fucking hippie". I wonder if I could buy a barge, park the bus on it, and then live in a marina.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 14 hours ago

I wonder if I could buy a barge, park the bus on it, and then live in a marina.

You'd be the person who ends up ruining it for everyone when the marina sues you, wins, thus setting the precedent that, "hold on, you can't just live on your boat in a marina for that cheap!" Either becomes illegal or they start charging 3x if you plan to make it your domicile.

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

That would be hilarious. But are you over the size limit for national parks? Because that was always my RV life plan. Just getting national park and BLM spots.

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[-] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago

The two best days in a boaters life:

The day they buy their boat; and the day they sell their boat.

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