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[-] blakenong@lemmings.world 2 points 1 week ago
[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

"Only those evil live to see their own likeness in stone."

[-] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

As a Brit, for whom the colloquial for pennies is "pence" like "ten pence" is 10p, I feel he's missing a trick not putting his fat leather apron of a face on the nickel or dime. Because then you could have "Trump pence". You could call it a Trumpence

[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

That is pretty clever. Except it would already be dated since Trump attempted to get Pence lynched by an angry mob a few years back

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

Did Franklin own slaves?

[-] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Good thing they already put the "TP" logo on there so I won't forget to wipe my ass with it.

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