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[-] buwho@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago

new toilet paper just dropped

[-] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago

God Trump is such a narcissist. I'm sure he wanted every dollar bill but $100 is the highest denomination.

[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

They'll probably settle on creating a higher denomination. I mean, it's not like it would be hard to justify having a higher denomination. The US Treasury used to issue higher denomination bank notes., but the highest has been the $100 note since 1934. We've had quite a lot of cumulative inflation since then. Sure, cash is less important now than it was in the past. But if just by inflation, a $1000 note would be appropriate. So maybe as a compromise you issue $250 and $500 notes.

Or maybe he'll just mint a ten trillion dollar platinum coin with his mug on it. Then have the treasury deposit it in the president's personal bank account as "a tip for good public service."

[-] hansolo@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

The ego inflation would go like this:

"Sir, we want to put you on a new $500 bill. The EU has a €500 bill as well, so economic studies show viabil-"

"They already have a 500? No, I want a $1,000 bill, then. Put Elon on the $500."

"Sir, yes sir, thank you sir." boot slurping noises

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[-] nullpotential@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago
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[-] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

This some alternate timeline bs, but also a great metaphor for what's going on in the US.

[-] SomeChick@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

How much will that cost the taxpayers?

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[-] neuro_88@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

That’s scary.

[-] Chivera@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Surely this will be the policy to finally bring egg prices down

[-] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

As a Brit, for whom the colloquial for pennies is "pence" like "ten pence" is 10p, I feel he's missing a trick not putting his fat leather apron of a face on the nickel or dime. Because then you could have "Trump pence". You could call it a Trumpence

[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 months ago

That is pretty clever. Except it would already be dated since Trump attempted to get Pence lynched by an angry mob a few years back

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[-] LordCrom@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I thought there already was a law stating living persons cannot be placed on currency. Am I not correct?

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

a what? that word....llllaaaaawwwww can't say I'm familiar with it,

must be some kind of old term that applied to presidents before the current godking....

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[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago

This will bring down the price of eggs. Bigly.

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[-] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Why not have two genocidal maniacs on our currency at this point.

SpoilerAndrew Jackson moment

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

"proposal"

Guys like always with GOP proposals, theyre just not realistic in any way.

I could list a hundred reasons from drug cartel soft power to petrodollar to NK USD forging (they're the fucking best at it, better than US mints)

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[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Thank God I only use electronic money

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

Most of these bills aren't really intended to pass... I hope

[-] AJ1@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

It's getting harder and harder to distinguish NTO headlines from the rest. That's how stupid this motherfucker is. Every Trump headline could be posted here unironically.

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