Thank God I only use electronic money
I've never wiped my ass with a hundred before but in this case I'm willing to try it.
All about the trumps just doesn't slap like Benjamins. All about the trumps sounds like a nightmare of a reality show
The next admin is going to have so much shit to clean up that it'll be like seeing your home after you rented it out to a massive drunken party.
Didnt another person submit for Trump to be on like a $250 bill?
Fuck it you know what put his face on every bill. Trump clearly saved the USA and should be considered its only founding father from now on. Replace all the symbolism and stuff on the back of bills with pictures of Mar a Lago and Bedminster. Maybe Trump Towers too.
God this is the worst timeline. Someone go back and save Harambe.
What does harambe have to do with this?
It's a joke based on multiverse theory. The joke is that if someone hadn't killed Harambe (RIP in peace), we would be living a timeline of events that is different than this stupid, shitty one.
Every emperor mints coins bearing his face when accessing the throne.
Is it still illegal to burn money?
What about wiping your ass with it?
“President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family…”
You mean like… exactly what he’s doing now?
Time to invest in orange ink
He's getting rid of the pennies and nickles in favor of this
Oh look frivolous spending.
We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!
Posts must be:
Please also avoid duplicates.
Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.
And that’s basically it!