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[-] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

I now KNOW what Conservatives will do when they FINALLY get Epstein's BLACK BOOK!

Put the People on CURRENCY!

[-] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Why stop there? Why not just call the whole country the United States of Trump?

/s

[-] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

I'm not surprised. Honestly I had wondered why he hasn't already tried this.

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[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

"Only those evil live to see their own likeness in stone."

[-] blakenong@lemmings.world 2 points 2 months ago
[-] Kcap@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I can already hear one of those terrible Trump rappers like Forgiato Blow making a maga themed "it's all about the Donalds baby" parody song. And it would probably gets millions of streams too. Ugh.

[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

I think they have syphilis and being obese in common

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Related trivia: Modern relatives of Benjamin Franklin include Kristin Wiig, Bill Macy and Amy Poehler.

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