Enjoy your extra weighted furry blanket with rumble mode. You have attained human nirvana by reaching your ultimate purpose as a pillow.

Pray to the Cat ye mortal.....

He's a big boi!

I love his whisker freckles too!

Pick up cat and give a hug, don't let go. The cat will soon leave you alone thinking ur weird for wanting such a long hug. Your cat might vary.

Cat per square inch is a good unit

The issue isn't just the 18 lb, it's that one tiny paw that they're putting all of that weight on, that just so happens to be resting on a rib, or worse between 2.