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[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 40 points 9 months ago

"it wasn't me, it's the fault of the people I told to do it!" ?

[-] Butterbee@beehaw.org 22 points 9 months ago

A true leader. God bless.

[-] svc@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 24 points 9 months ago

"We're all trying to find the guy who did this" - 🌭🤷‍♂️

[-] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 16 points 9 months ago

I'm waiting for them to say it's all the Democrat's fault.

Like those congressperson sex scandals where Fox News used to literally put on screen "William McDiddler (D-Connecticut)" instead of R.

[-] formulaBonk@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

They really did that? That should be a straight to jail type of offense what the absolute fuck?

[-] melp@beehaw.org 15 points 9 months ago

I think the ketamine cooked his brain

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 8 points 9 months ago

Sooo, the Shaggy defense?

[-] HumanPenguin@feddit.uk 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Elon musk tells republicans (and theworld). He is in no way qualified to run a government department.

After claiming he is not in control of acts that only happened when his department was formed under him. Within a month.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 9 months ago

No, you see, it was some immigrant…

[-] KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 months ago

It wasn't me, it was the ketamine walrus!

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 9 months ago

I've done enough "who's that Pokemon" to know that the ketamine walrus is elon musk, just based on body shape alone.

[-] KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago

Lmfao thanks for that, I needed that laugh this morning

[-] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

The buck stops with someone else.

this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2025
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